Astride a shiny chestnut steed.
Send me a knight in shining armour,
To pander and cosset me.
To massage my feet, oh how I'd love him!
Send me a knight in hardworn
- as long as he is not dim.
Send me a knight, or just a man,
Who can see me for who I am.
A man of steel, of iron will,
To withstand my madness and love me still.
Send me a man of strength and honour,
Of humour, character and fortitude.
(Sigh.) Just send me a man in jeans and t shirt,
As long as he brings with him, Chinese food.